"I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the rock, and I'll be back like Independence Day, just like Jesus June 6th. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I'll be back."
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
- My Mom: What's the matter with you, you're always on your computer!
- Me: I watch TV sometimes
- Me: And read
- Me: And talk to my friends
- My Mom:
- Me: On my computer
- Me: I'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
- *Wakes up February 5, 2069*
- dillon: i found out he had a mole
- dillon: i can't be friends with him anymole
Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person.
— Gloria Steinem (via fawun)
I just piss everybody off.
Getting up at 5am to go get this cute little thing.. worth it omg.