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670 notes • May 5, 2013 I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
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39 notes • May 5, 2013 - My Mom: What's the matter with you, you're always on your computer!
- Me: I watch TV sometimes
- Me: And read
- Me: And talk to my friends
- Me:
- My Mom:
- Me: On my computer
3,369 notes • May 5, 2013 - Me: I'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
- *Wakes up February 5, 2069*
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10,068 notes • May 5, 2013 - dillon: i found out he had a mole
- dillon: i can't be friends with him anymole
57 notes • May 5, 2013 “
Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person.
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— Gloria Steinem (via fawun)
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15,418 notes • May 5, 2013 I just piss everybody off.
2 notes • May 5, 2013 
Getting up at 5am to go get this cute little thing.. worth it omg.
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3,130 notes • May 5, 2013 “
Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions.
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— Will Smith (via beefysquirrelz)
4,913 notes • May 5, 2013 